fyi if you're cleaning a window door, the smudge is on the push side

Just vibing to the Stardew Valley soundtrack.

had a customer earlier who prepaid for gas and pressed $20 for cashback, so I hand her the money; cue "oh, I didn't mean to hit $20, I don't want it!" and she leaves to deal with the gas without taking the money, even though her card definitely got charged for it.

so what the hell do I do with this $20 sitting on my till then? I don't want to keep it, because it's not mine, but I can't put it back because it'll screw over the totals later.

As we all know, nobody knows what they're doing when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. Roll on a table to find out whether your trained fighter went for a riposte or a thrust.

Boxing? You'll be at the edge of your seat as you roll to see whether your delivered a haymaker or a right hook.

After all, melee is an unknowable field and it's pure folly to believe that you can read an opponent or react to what they're doing.

As Mohammad Ali famously said, "shit, I dunno man, I punch and hope for the best".