Hashbrowns? Throw some Cholula on that. Breakfast sandwich? Get some sriracha over here! Put some Frank's Red Hot on that omelet. Best way to wake up in the morning.

I was having breakfast this morning and I noticed this little message on a package of paper towels that I bought the other day.

"TRY NAPKINS"

Obviously, what they mean is, "Hey we make napkins! We're not just the Paper Towel People! Please for the love of money, buy also our napkins!"

But what it looks like is, "Hey, dingus. We see you there, wiping your hands and mouth with paper towels. Did you know that there's a better way? Have you ever heard... of napkins? Well they're gonna blow. Your. Mind."

This has been I Was Bored at Breakfast Theater.

Which do you prefer?