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i mean i hate shopping for any kind of furniture actually but anything bedroom-related especially is just fucking dominated by the cheapest ugliest beige-ass garbage you can imagine, and when you look in the reviews with pictures you realize every single five star rating came from a landlord putting the bare minimum effort into an airbnb they will never sleep in.
just look at these pictures! that is an honest to god live-laugh-love caught in the wild!!! nobody lives in any of these rooms no one cares about any of this furniture i mean look at that tripod lamp in the fourth pic. why is that lamp on a tripod? why have tripod lamps become so popular?? they take up way too much space and they're easy as hell to knock over but they add visual interest to the pictures on your airbnb listings so of course they're popular!
the best part is i can't tell which of these headboards are even compatible with my bed frame because some of them are meant to be free standing and some of them are meant to be mounted to the frame and some of them are meant to be mounted to the wall??? and the ONLY consistent indicator for that i've found is whether or not there are some holes at the bottom of the board in the product picture, but then also some of the reviews say "oh it has holes even though the picture doesn't" or "it doesn't have holes even though the picture does." i hate this i hate landlords i hate ikea i hate that my broke-ass mom had furniture that belonged to her great grandparents while a bookshelf i bought three years ago is literally melting under the weight of Some Books
okay that's my rant about headboards airbnb should be nuked from orbit don't forget to kill your landlord next time you pay rent
every headboard seems to be designed with the assumption that you have a box spring but i don't have a box spring because my bed does its job perfectly fine without the assistance of A Second, Heavier, Worse Bed underneath, which means most headboards attached this way will leave a big gap between the top of the mattress and the bottom of the board where pillows can slip back behind the bed when the primary reason we want a headboard is to stop our pillows from slipping back behind the bed!!!
please mr furniture why is this so complicated why are there so many different kinds of headboards i hate all these choices i hate that i have to do so much fucking research please can we just have the revolution already so a government body can simply produce The Headboard without turning it into a whole god damned super market i am SICK to the EARLOBES with all these choices!!!!
i mean i hate shopping for any kind of furniture actually but anything bedroom-related especially is just fucking dominated by the cheapest ugliest beige-ass garbage you can imagine, and when you look in the reviews with pictures you realize every single five star rating came from a landlord putting the bare minimum effort into an airbnb they will never sleep in.
just look at these pictures! that is an honest to god live-laugh-love caught in the wild!!! nobody lives in any of these rooms no one cares about any of this furniture i mean look at that tripod lamp in the fourth pic. why is that lamp on a tripod? why have tripod lamps become so popular?? they take up way too much space and they're easy as hell to knock over but they add visual interest to the pictures on your airbnb listings so of course they're popular!
the best part is i can't tell which of these headboards are even compatible with my bed frame because some of them are meant to be free standing and some of them are meant to be mounted to the frame and some of them are meant to be mounted to the wall??? and the ONLY consistent indicator for that i've found is whether or not there are some holes at the bottom of the board in the product picture, but then also some of the reviews say "oh it has holes even though the picture doesn't" or "it doesn't have holes even though the picture does." i hate this i hate landlords i hate ikea i hate that my broke-ass mom had furniture that belonged to her great grandparents while a bookshelf i bought three years ago is literally melting under the weight of Some Books
okay that's my rant about headboards airbnb should be nuked from orbit don't forget to kill your landlord next time you pay rent