i'm starting a new google doc for a game to write

you mean to tell me that i'll never get to have another day as an elementary school student where the teacher's doing something on the overhead projector so the lights are off and it's a cloudy, stormy day outside so everything has a subdued low light, low energy vibe

Biden: America, I present to you all today two great American heroes, two incredible musicians who have perfected the art of "scaring the hoes." I honor these two great men today, JPEGMafia and Danny Brown!

crowd cheers and claps

Biden: ...I said, JPEGMafia and Danny Brown!

crowd starts to become confused

Biden: ...I said, JPEG-

TWO MEN WEARING A BEDSHEET WITH EYEHOLES CUT OUT COMES RUNNING OUT

Ghosts: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!

Biden: Oh god! Ghosts! everyone, run, we're all gonna die!!

Joe Biden runs away in fear, disappearing from sight

ghosts arrive on the podium and tap the mics

Danny and Peggy: Scared that hoe.

crowd explodes with wild chanting of "SCARED THAT HOE"