the surprise is knives

Proof: We have "Smart Watches" but there's no "Pipboy" model based off the Pipboy design of the Fallout series.

so i've had my window open more. which comes with a bit more background noise, but i don't really mind it? today, though, i heard what sounded like a youtube video or something. it wasn't my computer or my phone, so eventually i peeked out the window.

and there, standing maybe 25 feet away in a parking space, was a michael vsauce-lookin' dude standing straight up looking down at his phone. like. not even next to his car. there were no cars within more than ten feet of him. just watching youtube or tiktok on his phone just standing perfectly straight except for his head looking straight down

i couldn't help but stare for a moment, and just then he happened to look up and see me-- in response, i turned away for a second, and when i looked back, he was gone.

there are two possible explanations for this:

1. i saw the ghost of michael vsauce's cousin outside my room in the parking lot (and he was watching his phone), or
2. this dude was so embarrassed after being caught in his idle animation in a place that Did Not Make Sense To Be that he just bolted

both of these are very funny and so as far as i am concerned both are true