One parent lets you get away with anything and buys you shiny new toys, but also he's neglectful and abusive and will not stop. You will grow up accumulating numerous intractable problems and die early from preventable disease.
The other parent can't get you much and actually has rules, but they're in your best interest and she actually takes care of you. She will raise you to be capable and live a long, healthy life.
Yeah, I'm talking about neoliberalism versus socialism again, you got me,
