i have been enduring a canker sore for days and not one person has celebrated how brave of a little soldier i am

cohost plus! feature suggestion: a button you can press once a month that selects a random staff member to immediately bark like a dog IRL, no matter what they're doing.

is the barking caused forcefully, like via brain electrodes (installed in the bark center of the brain ofc), or is there just a sign installed that reads “Bark Time!” and they have to bark whenever the sign lights up lest there be Consequences