One of two egg laying mammals? How curious. You're a spiny anteater, basically. I'm afraid you don't have big fists like a certain red counterpart, but you probably aren't afraid of ghosts, so win win.

How's the four penises working out for you?

Sweet sweet alliteration. Not quite kangy roo, but you're still an iconic Australian critter. Wally by~

Modern life suits you

Sure, you look adorable and you're so friendly, but I don't trust that smile. You're just trying to lure people into a trap of feeding you so they get fined or straight to jail. You know it's illegal for people to feed you!

Also, what kind of sicko throws its babies at predators so it can escape? I know rabbit moms aren't great either, don't change the subject!

Can't improve on perfection. It's hard to make this post in the second person when it's my yinglet but, hey, if you find any pretty green rocks, feel free to pick it up and take a closer look. The enclave is very welcoming~

Weh heh heh~

Art is by @aviyinglet. Yinglets are by Val Salia