Beast of burden? More like...beast of birden, amirite?

Wark or kweh (correct), you are probably the most iconic Final Fantasy critter of them all. Everyone loves you!

Hey little pogchamp. I can think of few other animals that bring so much energy and joy at the zoo than you. Have a fish, on me.

It's about damn time, right? You unlocked a secret 5th trauma response: Fatality. But it's not really death. It's involuntary and you can't help but just do that when you get scared.

But let's be real, you don't have much to fear. Rabies can't infect you and you are a tick slayer. And how did you become a trans, punk icon? Hell yeah.

Hi buddy. If you wanted some snacks you could have just asked instead of helping yourself to my cheez-it's.