The hungry hungry squigs, the pets/food of many an Ork, fueling the waaahg...I dunno, read the wiki

I feel a little bad that you're kinda the poster child of climate change, but if we're being completely honest, I'm really scared for you.

That said, you are incredible and strong and almost unbeatable when it comes to hunting. Definitely in my top 10 of favorite animals

You are the mascot of so many people's childhood, teaching them about various wildlife. You and your fam are a good troop. Thanks for being a good example.

I don't have much to say about this. You're basically a cat that lives for 1000 years. But honestly, I think that's the life.

Read The Tea Dragon Society by Kay O'Neill. This is official art