Honse

I dunno I'm tired, I just didn't want to miss a day

I'm sure people out there think "Oh, corgis are overrated because of Cowboy Bebop. One is a pet to a cop, blah blah" and well, so? All the qualities of a good dog condensed into a small package. Thanks for being you!

Look at you! You can be anything!

Well, not anything I guess. You can be like 9 things, but that covers a lot of ground. Except Ground. You can't be that.

What's your favorite Eeveelution? Mine is Sylveon.

Disclaimer: I don't play Monster Hunter, I just really like Nargacuga.

What even are you? A dragon bat gryphon thing. Yeah, I think that about sums it up. I think you're the best thing about Monster Hunter, and if I had a giant sword, I would stop people from hunting you. Your parts can't be that essential, right? Monster Hunter players, feel free to tell me in the comments.