THE RENT ON MY APARTMENT HAS GOTTEN COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS. THIS MACHINE WILL REMOVE THE LEGAL RIGHTS OF LANDLORDS, MEANING FREE REAL ESTATE FOR THE ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!

Perry the Platypus is a class traitor and I am being evicted.

We were finally able to go grocery shopping again today, so I’m restocked on my Happy Juice (favorite soda) and we are having a delicious stir fry with chicken and two different veggies in it as a nice post-chore dinner. Now if it would just stop storming so I could stop flaring…

some places have a ban on short-term rentals e.g. airbnb ... and some people are going around doing the legwork of reporting airbnbs because otherwise They Get Away With It,

do you live in a place with a short-term rental ban? Here's a new hobby :] !!!!