[Opening riff of 9 to 5 starts]
[Montage of Trans woman waking up for the day, resetting her bed, chugging coffee, and swallowing some pills]
"Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen. pour myself a cup of ambition"
[Smash cut to the woman slamming some things down on her bedside table, one object is clearly a very large bottle of lube]
"And yawn and Stretch and try to come to life"
[Montage shots of headphones being put on and music being cranked up, black nitrile gloves being snapped on at the wrist]
"Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumping, out on the streets the traffic starts jumpin'"
[Carefully obscured shot of legs being spread wide and knees up]
"For folks like me on the job from 9 to 5"
[Slow careful shot of Dilator #3 being pulled from the fabric roll earlier placed on the bedside table]

"DI-LATIN' 9 TO 5"