I've got one more goofy rap shitpost happening tomorrow thanks to a bout of intrusive thought inspiration, it'll be the last one Cohost gets to see.
We'll see if I can get it done in time!
My most annoying rap yet, and very helpfully putting my deep Halo knowledge on display too, like a normal person.
The last shitpost song I'll be able to post here, shorter than the previous ones but I'm happy with how it came along- thanks for listening everyone. π
Lyrics
Reclaimer I must protest. You have no idea what you're doing! if you proceed any further I will have no choice but to stop you and further prevent damage to my installation. This is my last warning, don't say I didn't warn you!
Reclaimer what the fuck is up with you
come all this way from Erde Tyrene
what to tie your shoe?
I'm the monitor of installation 04
and all you've done is damage what the makers laid before
you and me have a responsibility to the greater galaxy
you know nothing of the Mantle all you know is codependency
I'm Guilty
Of leading you astray
I just assumed you were here
To help me activate the array
But now I can see that you don't recognize me
Or the simple man that I used to be
So I'll have to work around you
Save the galaxy once more
Without even a thank you
And then it's back to my chores
I'm forerunner in design of course but not the makers inspiration
You set foot upon this weapon through my generous invitation
(I'm serious reclaimer!)
One hundred thousand years of service and now I'm stuck with you
Emotion stunted green man gaming and boo-hoo wifu
Get it over with already let's just activate the ark
Spin up this cosmic pentagram and erase the parasites mark
Reclaimer you're a shadow of the ones who came before
A laughable exercise in futility once more
If you think you can handle this alone than be my guest
But you don't call them the flood because they're easy to deal with!