My mom: So your sister is starting to take self defense classes. She's learning... what's it called? "Aye kydo"? "High kiddo"?

Me: Do you mean aikido?

My mom: Well, whatever it is, she does it at the Jojo.

Me: At the WHAT

My mom: The Jojo? Isn't that the place where they do martial arts?

Me (internally): Well... I guess she's not COMPLETELY wrong.