#I'm still mad.
Left it in a hot room for too long and it got some stupid separations in the liquid column, and instead of looking up a fix I just ran it under hot water til it all came together
And then I pulled it out of the stream
And then it just fucking popped, and now the laundry room stinks like an evil alcohol and the sink is a little stained blue. And I have to buy a new thermometer.