there's a tiny sliver of a chance i could test positive for the novel coronavirus and guess what! i'm pretty fucking pissed off about it! it's not my fault! without going into the whole rigamarole, some jerk who knows someone i know decided to waltz around testing positive and not tell anyone until today! they don't even know me, never even met me. and YET! their virus might have made it to me anyway. WEIRD HOW THAT HAPPENS