"I have near a hundred issues yet female companionship is not one of them and, may I add, if you're having issues with women I feel nothing but dispair for you"
-James Zee, my wizard apprentice friend after i ask him advice about a woman
#If you still have bad gas station coffee I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but burnt coffee ain't one
At some point all the good chains around me started having grind and brew on demand coffee machines and you can go to an actual coffee shop and pay more for something that's been sitting in a thermos for hours