This Cropped Li’l Creep says: “Here at NightMare Enterprises we pride ourselves in providing only the highest quality monsters… All sales final, no refunds, N.M.E. is not responsible for anyone maimed, beaten, brainwashed, or otherwise eliminated by its services.” 📺😎👔

These Tuff Li’l Cookies say: “Escargoon may have gotten a teeny tiny game cameo, but WE made it onto the 30th anniversary key art.” 👦🌟👧

This Snippy Li’l Snail says: “Hey, at least I had a cameo in Mass Attack. That’s more than you can say for Tip ‘n’ Tap or whatever those little snots are called.” 🐌😒🌀