Desktop??? Laptop??

Extend this naming convention and call smartphones handtops, or perish, you fucking cowards.

Outie belly buttons are becoming more rare, therefore we should phase out "male" and "female" when specifically referring to genitals, and use "innie" and "outie" respectively, and thus replace "male" and "female" dongles in electronics with "innie" and "outie" dongles.

Thank you for listening, I cede the rest of my time.