they should make glasses that make you immune to propaganda

I am going to be the one who casts Jay Leno against type as a mob boss or some shit in a movie destined to be nominated for exactly one Golden Globe. His performance will be absolute dogshit but it'll be weird enough that he's doing it at all that somebody will go see it based on that alone. I am the only director brave enough to do this.

Intra-credits scene this, seventh post credits scene that.
Give me money, Hollywood and advertisers, and I will revolutionise the movie industry.
Three words: Pre Ads Scene.
Get those butts in those seats on time, and have them watch all the ads!
No more "we can be late because there's 40 minutes of just ads first"!
Make sure those ad dollars pay off!