I was looking up some DJs I saw a week ago and found this set:

Pretty normal, right? They've got modified footy kits, drop in songs by newjeans AND Avril Lavigne, and look like you'd expect DJs from Miami to look like.

So I look them up on Wikipedia and found out the dude has the most insane wikipedia page of all time.

Every line is stranger than the last and includes sentences like "In addition to his musical career, McFedries worked for Bad Robot, the production company of J.J. Abrams", "McFedries was a campaign surrogate for Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign and fundraised for George Gascón in his run to become District Attorney of Los Angeles County", and "In 2018 McFedries and Brud received $6 million in funding from Sequoia Capital."

Oh sorry, and one more thing: while we're all witnessing the dude shitposting his way through the club he's /the sitting CEO of a Crypto Company/.

I can't even be mad that dude's web3 griftin' because of course he is. Why wouldn't he be? Nothing makes sense, you can do every side quest.

Go with God, Trevor.

PS: Dude invented Lil Miquela.

UPDATE: DUDE WAS A THIRD OF SHWAYZE??????????????????????????????????