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#The Banquet


The Banquet Review

Lavish wuxia adaptation of Hamlet that never arrives at a movie worth its set design. The stranglehold edgy melodrama had on the mid 00s is fully on display, with gore, sexual assault, and general cruelty substituting for interesting characterization. As expected the fight scenes are the highlight, with the opening melee at a remote drama monastery (?) setting a high bar that is never reached again. Much of the action is undercut by over eager editing that makes scenes more disorienting than exciting, but the choreography is still compelling when you can see it.

Characters are brutally flattened across the board, with Empress Wan (the Gertrude analog) getting a bizarre villain arc that is never committed to. A closing monologue attempts to make a last minute comment about patriarchal expectations, but it's fully incongruous with the rest of her character and serves no purpose but to drag the film along for another 10 minutes. The existing misogyny of Hamlet is amplified across the board, Qing (the pseudo-Ophelia) bearing the brunt of it along with Wan's reverse Oedipus complex throwing some extra incest into the mix. The actual internal conflict that is the entire focus of the play is gone, replaced with a straightforward revenge quest that's complicated only in its superfluous mechanics. If it wasn't so dull the depravity would be hilarious but I was barely hanging on.

I'm extremely unfamiliar with wuxia so perhaps if you have a better idea what to expect going in you'll be able to appreciate the costumes and sets, tuning back in occasionally to watch Hamlet fight 30 guys with a chain sword and then leaving while an hour of bad court politics plays out.

Content warnings: gore, sexual assault, incest, torture



I can feel the gears of my body desperately attempting to increment the age counter which can only mean it's September. What better time than to dust off my English degree and subject Hamlet to everyone's favorite Discord:

Game Club
Game Club cannot escape the time loops and it's a bloody one this month. Join us for Elsinore (Golden Glitch, 2019), as we explore Hamlet's unwritten backrooms and attempt to break free of 2021's hottest narrative conceit.

Movie Club
Refusing to subject you to 4+ hour adaptations, our movie picks reinterpret Hamlet in ways hilarious and inexplicable. Please enjoy our humble theater screenings of Hamlet (Michael Almereyda, 2000), The Banquet (Feng Xiaogang, 2006), and Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (Tom Stoppard, 1990).

Book Club
Finally, Hamlet month would not be complete without some reading. No, of course we're not reading Hamlet, it's Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (Tom Stoppard, 1966) again.

Anime Crimes
Our second GUNDAM sampler hosted by @wingblade premiers next Sunday. After that, who's to say what filth we might dig into.

And as a reminder, we our continuing our Final Fantasy XIII long play. This month we'll get through chapters 3 and 4 (progress!)

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