those eggheads in their ivory tower who are the puppet masters of ...uhhhh... the rodeo clown cartel with the full blessing of those little green cops pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. ...riiiiiiight... ...right under people's noses!

We're feeling goofy this week discussing reports of an Android-friendly Apple Watch that was almost made and Google's desperation over making iMessage open source. The Pixel 8 won't let you make a fake I.D., and why is Boston getting a Google store?

The ice cream's in the web, the web is in the cream.