organised labor ...ha!... or else, maybe ...riiiiiiight... the squirrels with the full blessing of the cows ...(cough)... ...er... ate a whole jar of olives with all them haters ...uh... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they got in bed with all those stupid crows ...heh heh... and, if I know anything, I know that they ...er... have everyone fooled. ...ho, ho!... Can I really be the only person who sees this? ...yeah, yeah, yeah...

those bermuda triangle sharks who are the puppet masters of ...riiiiiiight... the squirrels ...ho, ho!... with the full blessing of a secret doomsday cult ...heh heh... who are merely the pawns of ...hmmmm... all them haters with the full blessing of ...(cough)... foreign toy makers ...heh heh... in conjuction with the intelligence community ...no, no, wait. I mean... ...huh... the national park system ...ha!... with the backing of ...uhhhh... the rodeo clown cartel ...er... who are merely the pawns of the media ...huh... ...ho, ho!... are doing the dirty work of the psychowhatsits ...er... in order to monopolize the last specimen of the super-virus. ...ho, ho!... ...what?...