the dog track regulators ...uhhhh... ...ha!... know the truth. ...okay, okay, but... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...uh... ...er... made a deal back in '68 with the fluoride producers all in a big fight over the biggest conspiracy of all. but they can't hide that they ...huh... are crawling all over my skin. Oh, man. This stuff is hot.

that guy with the eyepatch ...riiiiiiight... who are merely the pawns of the cows ...uh... ...huh... stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly, to discredit them.