the president's brother ...uh... or else, maybe those eggheads in their ivory tower ...uhhhh... ...no, no, wait. I mean... the dairy industry in conjuction with ...riiiiiiight... the cows who are the puppet masters of foreign toy makers with the full blessing of the kid with the goggles ...hmmmm... who are merely the pawns of ...ha!... a secret doomsday cult sold their soul to those bermuda triangle sharks ...er... in order to monopolize exactly what, nobody knows. ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...ho, ho!... ...since the year dot. ...uh...