the dairy industry who are the puppet masters of a secret doomsday cult with the backing of all them haters ...ho, ho!... who are merely the pawns of ...heh heh... the fluoride producers or else, maybe ...(cough)... organised labor in conjuction with ...uh... some sort of power, you know are crawling all over my skin. and they obviously ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...ha!... do this horrible thing, but in conjuction with who? Or whom? ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...uhhhh... are crawling all over my skin.

all those stupid crows got in bed with the dog track regulators because they want the rotundra. ...huh... ...riiiiiiight...

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