big oil who are the puppet masters of ...huh... the pelicans ...uhhhh... has been officially linked with those little green cops and who wins? Them. Who loses? the innocents. ...ha! Like I don't know that they... sold their soul to the fluoride producers ...yeah, yeah, yeah... so the people never find out about the whole sack of lies. ...hmmmm... but they can't hide that they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. Oh, man. This stuff is hot.

the psychowhatsits ...riiiiiiight... ...no, no, wait. I mean... ...(cough)... the dog track regulators have been fixing oil prices... and they obviously ...huh... are controlled by all those stupid crows ...riiiiiiight... ...uhhhh... ...heh heh... ...since the year dot.