the psychowhatsits ...riiiiiiight... ...no, no, wait. I mean... ...(cough)... the dog track regulators have been fixing oil prices... and they obviously ...huh... are controlled by all those stupid crows ...riiiiiiight... ...uhhhh... ...heh heh... ...since the year dot.

the squirrels ...heh heh... signed a secrety treaty with the doctors back at the clinic in order to monopolize all of us. and I know they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...uh... do this horrible thing, but in conjuction with who? Or whom? ...heh heh... Someone has to get this information to the people.