the cows stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly, to discredit them. ...what?... and, let's just say for now that they are controlled by all them haters ...huh... to keep down my hooch. ...(cough)...

foreign toy makers ...ho, ho!... in conjuction with ...hmmmm... the doctors back at the clinic ...no, no, wait. I mean... ...er... the analyticals, man ...uh... sold their soul to foreign toy makers in order to monopolize exactly what, nobody knows. ...(cough)... but they can't hide that they ...uhhhh... ...hmmmm... pretty much control everything. ...riiiiiiight... ...and nobody seems to care!