the fluoride producers ...riiiiiiight... with the backing of some sort of power, you know ...no, no, wait. I mean... the squirrels ...uhhhh... with the backing of ...yeah, yeah, yeah... the dairy industry ...ha!... who are merely the pawns of that guy with the eyepatch who are the puppet masters of the rodeo clown cartel ...er... ...uh... keep sparring with me. ...okay, okay, but... ...what?...

And the little girl stuck her finger in the dyke and saved all the windmills. But who does the little girl work for?