that little fat kid with the bunny ...(cough)... who are merely the pawns of ...er... those bermuda triangle sharks ...ha!... ...ho, ho!... pretty much control everything. ...wait... Can I really be the only person who sees this?

the squirrels ...uhhhh... with the full blessing of the psychowhatsits and Hernando ...hmmmm... ...er... have been spitting on me all day. ...ha!... and I know they ...huh... ...ha!... stole my theories and reprinted them incorrectly, to discredit them. ...(cough)... ...uh...