the five richest families in the country ...uhhhh... who are merely the pawns of the dairy industry ...ho, ho!... or else, maybe the president's brother ...ha!... signed a secrety treaty with foreign toy makers ...yeah, yeah, yeah... to get a clean-burning, perpetual energy source. but they can't hide that they ...hmmmm... are telling my location to the dog track regulators ...uh... and, if I know anything, I know that they ...heh heh... ...huh... went to the prom with the doctors back at the clinic ...uh... ...since the year dot. ...riiiiiiight...

I don't want any half and half! I'm already half and half!