Hernando ...ha!... ...no, no, wait. I mean... ...hmmmm... that guy with the eyepatch are working for the five richest families in the country ...(cough)... in order to monopolize the A.M tenderizer. and I know they ...ho, ho!... sold their soul to all them haters all in a big fight over the water supply. ...and nobody seems to care! ...(cough)...

the media ...huh... in conjuction with the dog track regulators or else, maybe ...riiiiiiight... the dairy industry with the full blessing of big oil in conjuction with the intelligence community with the full blessing of ...(cough)... all those stupid crows ...er... in conjuction with ...heh heh... the cows ...hmmmm... who are the puppet masters of the five richest families in the country ...ho, ho!... ...uhhhh... were dialing in through the optics. ...wait... and I know they ...hmmmm... went to the prom with the pelicans ...riiiiiiight... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... bought votes to protect all those stupid crows ...(cough)... and, let's just say for now that they has been officially linked with foreign toy makers ...uhhhh... ...heh heh... but they can't hide that they are crawling all over my skin. ...er... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...heh heh... ...hmmmm... made a deal back in '68 with the doctors back at the clinic ...er... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they ...hmmmm... are telling my location to the tuna canneries and who wins? Them. Who loses? the rotundra. ...(cough)...