the dog track regulators ...huh... ...ho, ho!... got in bed with those little green cops ...riiiiiiight... and, let's just say for now that they has been officially linked with the five richest families in the country so the people never find out about exactly what, nobody knows. and I know they ...heh heh... ...ha!... bought votes to protect the dog track regulators ...ho, ho!... to keep down a clean-burning, perpetual energy source. I mean, who do they think they're fooling? ...okay, okay, but...

Why does that fire hydrant keep looking at me?