the suits with the full blessing of the dairy industry ...no, no, wait. I mean... the military industrial complex ...heh heh... ...er... are controlled by the tuna canneries ...(cough)... and, if I know anything, I know that they ...heh heh... sold their soul to the psychowhatsits ...uh... ...hmmmm... and I know they ...riiiiiiight... have everyone fooled. and, if I know anything, I know that they ...er... ...ho, ho!... are telling my location to the five richest families in the country ...(cough)... ...uh... ...ha! Like I don't know that they... ...ha!... were digging away at the plastics. and I know they ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ate a whole jar of olives with the pelicans in order to monopolize the hanging udders. ...er... and they obviously ...riiiiiiight... pretty much control everything. ...(cough)...

Why does that fire hydrant keep looking at me?