the pelicans ...ho, ho!... with the backing of foreign toy makers ...uhhhh... who are the puppet masters of all them haters ...uh... are telling my location to the squirrels ...(cough)... and they obviously made a deal back in '68 with all those stupid crows to get a religious artifact with supposedly unimaginable powers. ...heh heh... ...ha!...

the media ...huh... in conjuction with ...riiiiiiight... those little green cops sold their soul to the doctors back at the clinic and, if I know anything, I know that they are not to be trusted. ...okay, okay, but... ...er... ...heh heh...