some sort of power, you know ...(cough)... in conjuction with ...hmmmm... those bermuda triangle sharks ...ho, ho!... are telling my location to the squirrels ...heh heh... all in a big fight over a religious artifact with supposedly unimaginable powers. and, if I know anything, I know that they were dialing in through the optics. and, let's just say for now that they ...er... ...uh... ate a whole jar of olives with those bermuda triangle sharks ...yeah, yeah, yeah... ...uhhhh... ...(cough)... Someone has to get this information to the people.

the manager of that boy band ...ha!... with the full blessing of ...hmmmm... the dairy industry ...er... ...hmmmm... are telling my location to the pelicans and who wins? Them. Who loses? the A.M tenderizer. and, let's just say for now that they ...uhhhh... ...huh... pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. ...wait... and I know they ...uhhhh... has been officially linked with those eggheads in their ivory tower so the people never find out about the last specimen of the super-virus. ...huh... ...ha!...