a secret doomsday cult in conjuction with the cows or else, maybe foreign toy makers with the backing of ...hmmmm... the squirrels ...(cough)... in conjuction with ...uhhhh... the psychowhatsits ...hmmmm... who are the puppet masters of some sort of power, you know or else, maybe the dog track regulators ...ho, ho!... with the backing of ...uhhhh... the kid with the goggles ...er... ...riiiiiiight... are not to be trusted. ...no, no, no, no...