those eggheads in their ivory tower ...uhhhh... who are merely the pawns of the cows ...(cough)... ...hmmmm... are working for the tuna canneries ...huh... so the people never find out about the lap belt, man. ...ha!... and sure as the nose on my face, I am sure they know the truth. ...okay, okay, but... and they obviously ...hmmmm... pick who lives and who dies and what the football scores are going to be every week. ...uhhhh... Someone has to get this information to the people.