Devil's Advocate is (generally) such a funny movie, it's like a Beyond Belief segment that ran too long mixed with some Goosebumps.
Edit: oh my god the ending hahahaha
#The Devil's Advocate (1997)
Synopsis: Morally bankrupt Florida defence attorney Kevin Lomax (Keanu Reeves) hits the big time when he's offered a job at the prestigious New York City law firm of SATAN HIMSELF (Al Pacino).
There are spoilers but even knowing them going in you will not see most coming.
- Keanu Reeves has just immediately virginshamed a child in public because he loves to win that much
- Charlize Theron's accent and perm are....so much
- Keanu just took a giant bite out of Charlize's ass in the middle of a bar! I hope it was consensual!
- I will give this movie 1 (one) compliment: Keanu's highlights are poppin'
- DevilPacino's fake non-devil name is JOHN MILTON
- "The worst vice is advice." I'm dying
- DevilPacino is negging Charlize Theron, BUT he's pro-short hair Charlize so unfortunately we are on the same team. He is WRONG WRONG WRONG about the colour though. He's a lawyer and the devil, not a hairstylist, Charlize!
- lol at Charlize Theron pretending to be uncomfortable to touch a boob
- AH HE'S (Keanu Reeves) IS GOING TO TOWN ON A FOOT
- Boob count: 6. (There are maybe 5 women in this whole movie with speaking roles)
- This movie really wants you to think lesbianism is bad and it's not working on me. If anything, it's making me gayer
- DevilPacino is so cool he gets head in crowded restaurants and I love that for him but less so for anyone trying to each near him
- "Non-specific ovarian failure"? Sounds like a fake diagnosis to me
- DEVILPACINO IS A BETTER BOSS THAN ELON MUSK LMAO
- DevilPacino's really long monologue about how mankind sucks is scarily spot-on from my 2023 perspective
- WOW CHARLIZE THERON IS FULL FRONTAL IN THIS!?
- People would have you believe the acting in this is bad, but actually this is three very good actors acting the hell (lol) out of the wildest script imaginable
- DEVILPACINO IS KEANU'S BIO-DAD??? (absurd)
- STATUE ORGIES? INCEST?????
- TONY GILROY FUCKING COWROTE THIS!?
- This movie would NEVER be remade today. And shouldn't. But I would love a sequel.