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me: [names boy character with girl name]

me: [confuses myself constantly trying to remember to use he/him for him]

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people love to say "oh only neil cicierega could come up with the idea to mix together daft punk and smash mouth" that's nothing. shut up. those bands have millions of listeners. any old bitch on soundcloud could have thought of that. how come when I mix blood right and savannah i get no praise? i guarantee you no one else would have thought of that. i bet you've never even heard of either of those songs you stupid fucking moron bitch. get your ass off the hot 100 and on my musically-inclined dick