Blade: dude can i please kill vampires thats literally what i do
Kevin Feige, snorting heavy amounts of cocaine: no. we need you to team up with starlord to take kamala khan and peter parker on a road trip to defeat modok and set up captain america 5 and make room for at least 15 different credits cameos. we need to make sure this movie drains every possible cent from every demographic possible. its the will of the shareholders blade. dont you understand?
Blade, sighing heavily: some mothafuckas always tryna iceskate uphill....
Mickey Mouse, materializing out of the void to beat Blade within an inch of his life for saying an r-rated word:
