Your long post would look a lot more seductive and enticing with a little lingerie, don't you think? Leave something for the reader's imagination, to tantalize? Might I suggest the style of a well-placed read-more? The most pregante of pauses!

No need to wait for sweet secretary Eggbug to politely fade you off - doing it yourself is quick, easy, extremely stylish, and very considerate for Cohost's long, slender dashboards!

It's as simple as an empty linebreak, three hyphens, and another empty linebreak:

Risque setup!
  
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Satisfying payoff!

Don't forget the empty linebreaks either side! Forget the latter, and three hyphens becomes a line separator! Forget the former, and suddenly you get very loud! (Try it! ;3c)

Made a few abbie’s for the comm sheet, now am gonna post ‘em :3

>make restaurant, or alternatively work way up corporate ladder to be put in a significant position of one
>set up 1 or 2 tvs around the building that have a 24/7 stream of hello street cat and other street cat feeder livestreams
>leave them running, not overnight though
>customer return rate shall skyrocket

I'm just rambling about how fucked capitalism is to start my day off. About ~500 words.