my singular talent is the manufacture of provocative shitposts.

It's a curse, like being the hulk but instead of turning green and swole I make everyone around me miserable.

These shitposts come to me in dreams, while I sleep.

Here's a selection of my intrusive Discourse Thoughts.

• (I thought videogame Dunkey was black) and that why he's guilty of modern day minstrelry

• Charli XCX tops the charts, Jesy Nelson is nowhere to be seen, once again british WOC are left in the dust

• People with Dwarfism are cheating the state out of vital tax funds by purchasing children's clothes (we need that V.A.T.)

• It's ableist to ask me to respect your personal space

• Taylor Swift is the Queer Icon of our generation

Is there a medicine I can take to stop having these corrosive thoughts?

I can spend quite a lot of time just panning through google maps when I’m bored. And sometimes I find something ridiculous enough to share with my other geography nerd friend. This was one of these things.
I spotted “Eerste Exloërmond” and “Tweede Exloërmond”. “Eerste” means “first”, and “tweede” means “second”. So in english that’s just “first and second exloërmond”.

WHY??

• starting a placename with an ordinal when another place shares its name is dumb!! Starting with an ordinal is cool when it’s the only place with the name: “First crossing”. But doing it like they did irl is just going “hmm yes I have town 1 aaaaand oh yes town 2”
• why are they separate towns?? They are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. Oh did the <measuring on google maps> 1.9km between their two main roads create such a historical and cultural divide to have them separate?? Why is the first Exloërmond not just a township of the second one? It has 365 inhabitants!! That’s not a town!! YOU ARE A ROAD. In any SANE province like Brabant you would be NEVER be a full town!! The second one actually deserves to be called a town since it has an actual town at the south end of it. I do not believe for a moment that the people in Eerste Exloërmond would say that they feel separated from the people in Tweede.
• why not keep going? Where is 3rd exloermond? We should call every place in the country “Nth Exloërmond” if we accept this ABSURDITY

blowing catnip-infused bubbles to encourage an abundance of cats to zip around wildly is greatly enhanced by having multiple fans pointing in different directions at upward angles

flying leaps have been taken off of and over chairs, a few things have been knocked over

in my gay camp counselor era