fuck 🙂 i typed :) for a reason

:) - honest, casual, friendly
🙂 - corporate, dishonest, malicious

Granny Weatherwax was not lost. She wasn't the kind of person who ever became lost. It was just that, at the moment, while she knew exactly where SHE was, she didn't know the position of anywhere else.

― Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters

i remember in the past i was like "why the hell do vertical mice exist?? they look so stupid and uncomfortable"

little did i know. i was going to become the vertical mouse user. i understand why they exist now. my hands have never been more comfortable.