Wait...so...you didn't invite me to your chamber of eternal darkness to play in your String Quintet...

You invited me because I "seemed like the kind of person who would want to know about your world domination plans." Am I hearing this right?

Well, you're right. I do. But I brought my entire cello with me

The three guardians of wisdom...surrounded by infinite knowledge (mostly manga) and powerful visions (movies)

• the deuteragonists die all of a sudden
• your protaganist retires at the ripe old age of 43 and moves to the countryside to write and publish the very memoir you're reading right now, with their famously perfect memory
• your protaganist abruptly decides that this plot is all stupid and quits and moves to start a kebab truck, riding into the sunset
• a weird guy appear (sequel hook)
• sudden perspective shift to a support character that has only been mentioned once in passing, who is currently writing the biography you're reading right now, with their famously vivid imagination and fantastic insight
• two weird guys appear (sequel hook)