Every time i take the dog to the vet my favorite comment i consistently get on her behavior is "Why can she open doors"

compressing my dog in mspaint

↖️this negro is eating beans

Struggle meals are okay meals too as long as it tastes good. I've learned that lemon juice is not a very good substitute for lime juice today. It's a truly irreplacable resource

1. Come up with a very simple problem

• I am out of carrots

2. Come up with how this effects everything around the problem

• There are actually fewer vegetables overall. You can't buy any now

3. Make the root cause of the issue as complicated as possible

• They have decided to stop making vegetables due to lack of interest

4. Find the person or people responsible for this

• Someone very high up at the FDA has had enough of salad.

5. Extinguish root cause

• The aforementioned FDA official has been forging surveys to make it look like we hate vegetables. They are fired and blacklisted for this

6. Return to normalcy

• They are now making more carrots