compressing my dog in mspaint

↖️this negro is eating beans

Struggle meals are okay meals too as long as it tastes good. I've learned that lemon juice is not a very good substitute for lime juice today. It's a truly irreplacable resource

1. Come up with a very simple problem

• I am out of carrots

2. Come up with how this effects everything around the problem

• There are actually fewer vegetables overall. You can't buy any now

3. Make the root cause of the issue as complicated as possible

• They have decided to stop making vegetables due to lack of interest

4. Find the person or people responsible for this

• Someone very high up at the FDA has had enough of salad.

5. Extinguish root cause

• The aforementioned FDA official has been forging surveys to make it look like we hate vegetables. They are fired and blacklisted for this

6. Return to normalcy

• They are now making more carrots

I'm glad the housing market in my state has stopped completely exploding in prices, but apartment market glancing is still. Not fun

At the very least, it's nice that "I want to move out of my family's house by the beginning of next year" is becoming a slightly more attainable goal for me